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Old 03-27-2017, 01:43 PM
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Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

I hope this is fake news. Because if it isn't, I'm convinced conservatism has become a mental illness.

Pastor John Hagee has gone off the deep end. You gotta get a load of this....

Apparently God made lesbians flat-chested so that we can identify them! LOL

Hagee seems to hold a particular grudge against lesbians. In an interview with Breitbart News, the televangelist argued that lesbians are “the scourge of the earth,” and that “God hates them so much that he’s made sure normal people can tell them apart from normal women.” Asked to elaborate, he went on about how some of their physical characteristics differ from those of normal, straight women. “In his infinite wisdom, God made sure that we are able to tell them apart from the diseased so that we may protect ourselves and our children from them. That’s why most lesbians are as flat as an ironing board,” he opined.

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“And normal women have nothing to worry about, it’s all part of His master plan,” Hagee continued. “He made sure normal women have curves, he made sure they were voluptuous, he made sure they have all the attributes that would ensure men are attracted to them, so that they may marry and live in unison and raise children together. Lesbians, on the other hand, were designed to be barren, to be unattractive because the Devil had his hand in their creation. Because they are sick and because they made a terrible choice, they are not blessed with all the bodily characteristics that adorn a real woman. Instead, lesbians are so flat they need a GPS to find their own nipples,” he argued.
John Hagee: “God Made All Lesbians Flat So They Could Be Identified By Normal People Easily”
http://uspoln.com/2016/08/16/john-ha...people-easily/
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Old 03-27-2017, 01:50 PM
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Re: Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

"""USPOLN is a US Political News and hybrid News/Satire platform on the web."""

I don't listen to Hagee, but if you really think this is true, you may need to seek medical attention.

But please don't let me stop you from driving to his church to conduct a protest and disrupt his sermon on Sunday!
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Re: Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

This "news story" came from newslo, a parody site, on Aug 11, 2016. It was picked up by uspoln (your "source") on Aug 16, 2016.

Please, just go away.
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Re: Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

This thread ought to be deleted.
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Re: Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

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This thread ought to be deleted.


Can Aquila delete his account as well?
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Re: Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

A - you believing this story explains much about your political beliefs.
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Re: Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

Yeah that's a little much and that's all I will comment on that.
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Yeah that's a little much and that's all I will comment on that.
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A - you believing this story explains much about your political beliefs.
Not sure it explains his political beliefs, but I question how anyone could read this and think it's true. People see what they want to see and believe what they want to believe.
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This thread ought to be deleted.
Not even! This is really great. Conservatism has become a mental illness....rofl
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