Thought this was cute

[Sister Alvear]

"Be sure your sin will find you out!"
1] Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go. I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe and spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income tax evasion to the government."

"That's all right, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe, "I'm the one who poisoned you."

[LaVonne]

Originally Posted by Sister Alvear

"Be sure your sin will find you out!"
1] Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go. I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe and spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income tax evasion to the government."

"That's all right, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe, "I'm the one who poisoned you."

I LOVE it!!!

Thanks for the laugh Sis. Alvear!

[tamor]

Originally Posted by Sister Alvear

"Be sure your sin will find you out!"
1] Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper. "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make before I go. I'm the one who took the ten thousand dollars from your safe and spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the city. And I am the one who reported your income tax evasion to the government."

"That's all right, don't give it a second thought," answered Joe, "I'm the one who poisoned you."

[berkeley]