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Old 12-05-2011, 08:10 PM
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Pastor Hires New Worship Leader.
http://www.larknews.com/archives/3889
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:19 PM
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Re: Pastor Hires New Worship Leader.
bwahahaha!
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Old 12-05-2011, 08:56 PM
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Re: Pastor Hires New Worship Leader.
so, another church where lots of people are not happy with the "worship leader" or "worship team."

Why not go back to song books and quit the singing off the wall?
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Old 12-05-2011, 11:18 PM
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Re: Pastor Hires New Worship Leader.
Is Lark News kinda like The Onion? Sometimes, it's just not possible to tell the real thing from a spoof!
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Old 12-05-2011, 11:38 PM
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Is Lark News kinda like The Onion? Sometimes, it's just not possible to tell the real thing from a spoof!
Surely it IS an Onionesque spoof....

Either way it's a hilarious article. I sort of hope it's true.
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Old 12-05-2011, 11:42 PM
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It's a spoof.

"Lark News is an online comedy website satirizing contemporary American Christian culture, specifically evangelicalism.[1] It is written by author and freelance journalist Joel Kilpatrick." --http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lark_News
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Love that website
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Old 12-06-2011, 05:33 AM
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ROLLING laughing at this article! LOVED IT!
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the end is near !
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Old 12-06-2011, 11:03 AM
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This one is pretty good too.


Husband’s celibacy gift disrupts marriage

http://www.larknews.com/archives/3874
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