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Originally Posted by Hoovie
The economy is so bad that,
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobile laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street "Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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Someone sent me a credit card application on my e-mail today.
It was for two different types of credit cards.
One was a red card and the other was a gold card.
These cards were for minorities and under paid workers.
Also if you lived below the government standards you were also eligible for them.
These cards could get you that new TV you always wanted, those special clothes and shoes that caught your eye.That beautiful jewelry down at Kay's.
They could get just about anything that was behind or under glass.
The two cards were;
One was a picture of a red brick and the other was a yellow brick.
At the bottom of the e-mail it said; They will be available soon in the city where you live.
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