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Recession
The recession has hit everybody really hard...
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf..
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
If the bank returns your cheque marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them...
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their..children’s names.
A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
and, finally....
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my
savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide
Hotline. I got a call centre in Pakistan , and when I told them I was
suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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If you would win a man to your cause, first convince him that you are his sincere friend. Therein is a drop of honey that catches his heart...
Abraham Lincoln
Do not let any unwholesome talk come out of your mouths, but only what is helpful for building others up according to their needs, that it may benefit those who listen. - Eph. 4:29
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