Treating the Weiner?

[MarcBee]

I heard on a news blurb that Weiner is (instead) just "entering treatment."
Ah, so now they know know how to treat stupidity? Or is treatment REALLY individualized, and they can teach you how to not get caught next time?

For fun, let's imagine treatment being suggested for other "mistakes" in history.
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"I cannot lie, father, I chopped down the cherry tree..."

--Then to treatment shall you go, make forth now...
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"Here, I am returning to you the thirty pieces of silver."

What's is that to us-- use it to pay for treatment.
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"The woman you gave me made me eat the fruit."

You must leave this garden and enter treatment, next door.

[Cindy]

Well bless his heart. And I mean that sincerely.