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02-14-2011, 06:53 PM
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Jesus will return...
I just got word that Jesus will return Thursday at 2pm. Some crazy guy told a friends friend that told a friend that told me. So get ready!!!
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02-14-2011, 07:01 PM
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Re: Jesus will return...
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I just got word that Jesus will return Thursday at 2pm. Some crazy guy told a friends friend that told a friend that told me. So get ready!!!
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I've been ready for years.
OK by me if it happens Thursday at 2 pm or earlier --or even later.
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02-14-2011, 09:31 PM
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Re: Jesus will return...
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I just got word that Jesus will return Thursday at 2pm. Some crazy guy told a friends friend that told a friend that told me. So get ready!!!
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WHICH THURSDAY??? Hurry!
Been Thinkin
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02-15-2011, 11:12 AM
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Re: Jesus will return...
You got at least two days. So get right! 
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02-15-2011, 11:59 AM
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Re: Jesus will return...
wow...what part of "No man knoweth the day or the hour" do people not understand???????
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02-15-2011, 05:54 PM
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Re: Jesus will return...
Thursday at 2? Is that Eastern time? Or Central? I'm so confused. I live in the Central time zone, but all my clocks are set to Eastern time (I work in GA). So, do I need to have my white robe on at 2 eastern or 2 central? Somebody, help me.
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02-16-2011, 08:42 AM
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Re: Jesus will return...
He said this Thursday (TODAY) and seeing as he said it while in EST to a person that would understand him as meaning EST then I imagine we only have a few hours left.
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02-16-2011, 09:16 AM
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Re: Jesus will return...
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He said this Thursday (TODAY) and seeing as he said it while in EST to a person that would understand him as meaning EST then I imagine we only have a few hours left.
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Today is Wednesday isn't it?
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02-16-2011, 09:21 AM
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Re: Jesus will return...
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Today is Wednesday isn't it?
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Yes, where did Thursday come into the issue today?
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02-16-2011, 09:22 AM
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Re: Jesus will return...
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wow...what part of "No man knoweth the day or the hour" do people not understand???????
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Yeah, but the bible never said we cannot know which "day of the week", just not the specific Monday of all Mondays, or Tuesday of all Tuesdays, etc.
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