Dedicated to my Friend Carp.......

[Actaeon]

I read what you said about it not bothering you if people called you names and I thought that was an excellent attitude -- and made me think of several quotes:

“The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw.” --Jack Handy

"Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you"

My buddy Carp ..... is a man that don't mind names ...... he's a champ (but pay no attention to the name there bub) ..

[Actaeon]

"Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts."---William S. Burroughs

[Actaeon]

But on a serious note old friend, I think this Paine quote may end the day at the front of the pack:

"I love the man that can smile in trouble, that can gather strength from distress, and grow brave by reflection. ‘Tis the business of little minds to shrink; but he whose heart is firm, and whose conscience approves his conduct, will pursue his principles unto death." - Thomas Paine

[Old Paths]

Carp is soooooooooooooooo SPECIAL!


Hee heeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Actaeon]

Originally Posted by Old Paths

Carp is soooooooooooooooo SPECIAL!


Hee heeeeeeeeeeeeee

He's a man to ride the river with -- if you bring your own canoe ....... and don't forget to paddle....

[Old Paths]

Originally Posted by Actaeon

He's a man to ride the river with -- if you bring your own canoe ....... and don't forget to paddle....

[Actaeon]

Now they RE-OPENED the other thread .....

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by Actaeon

He's a man to ride the river with -- if you bring your own canoe ....... and don't forget to paddle....

I believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rhymis]

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

I believe this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And who wouldn't?

[CC1]

Originally Posted by Actaeon

He's a man to ride the river with -- if you bring your own canoe ....... and don't forget to paddle....

ROFL!!!! I am going to have to remember this one and use it. I will appear very, very clever.

Oh, as an extra bonus here is a Hillary joke;

A man is traveling through Texas and stops at a restaurant for a cold drink. As he is sitting at the counter he sees Hillary Clinton on the TV. He says rather loudly "Now that woman is a horses rear end!".

Immediately after saying that a burly man from the other end of the counter walks over and knocks the man to the ground with one single punch!

The traveler gets up rubbing his chin and mutters "I guess this must be Clinton Country;.

The waitress behind the counter replied "No, this is horse country!".