Pretty soon we'll all have to walk through the device that reveals to people in a back room with barely a GED, snickering at all the private parts, taking pics with their cell phones, and sending them to all their friends. And then being pulled aside and treated like a criminal because the cab I rode in was previously occupied by someone with cocaine residue all over them, which then attached itself to me and my belongings. Oh yeah, can't wait to fly again.