I refuse to be intimidated

Standards · #1 06-18-2010, 02:39 PM

I refuse to be intimidated by some cigarette smoking charismatic. I will stand for truth. The reason that some of you have penguins in the pews and Eskimos in the choir is because you have a polar bear in the pulpit. Many are cold and few are frozen. I'm here to breathe some red hot fire into the lukewarm atmosphere. WAKE UP! Preach holiness and doctrine like never before. The outward standards define the church. Eli allowed his sons to compromise and commit their sin while he just stood by and watched. Let me tell you something...turn up your hearing aide now...HOLINESS PREACHING IS RIGHT.

We still believe in long sleeves
We still believe the women shouldn't cut their hair
We still believe the men should keep their short, off the ears and off the collar. Sideburns to the middle of the ear.
We still believe that slits are wrong
We still believe the wearing of gold is a sin
We still believe shorts and beards are a sin
We still believe rings are sin period. No wedding rings either.
We still believe Hollywood is wrong
Get rid of your television
Throw out those shoes with the gold plate
Pluck off those gold buttons
Paint that gold belt buckle black or get rid of it
Stop wearing make up
Quit using colored lip gloss
It's a sin for a woman to put on a pair of pants
Women, don't pluck your eyebrows. Who are you trying to impress?
Wear hose to church women
Men, stop wearing those gold watches
Don't waste money on expensive automobiles
Men don't wear silk, even at night
Women, stop wearing fake eyelashes
Leave that Jezebel spirit outside and join the REAL church

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Baron1710 · #2 06-18-2010, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

I refuse to be intimidated by some cigarette smoking charismatic. I will stand for truth. The reason that some of you have penguins in the pews and Eskimos in the choir is because you have a polar bear in the pulpit. Many are cold and few are frozen. I'm here to breathe some red hot fire into the lukewarm atmosphere. WAKE UP! Preach holiness and doctrine like never before. The outward standards define the church. Eli allowed his sons to compromise and commit their sin while he just stood by and watched. Let me tell you something...turn up your hearing aide now...HOLINESS PREACHING IS RIGHT.

We still believe in long sleeves
We still believe the women shouldn't cut their hair
We still believe the men should keep their short, off the ears and off the collar. Sideburns to the middle of the ear.
We still believe that slits are wrong
We still believe the wearing of gold is a sin
We still believe shorts and beards are a sin
We still believe rings are sin period. No wedding rings either.
We still believe Hollywood is wrong
Get rid of your television
Throw out those shoes with the gold plate
Pluck off those gold buttons
Paint that gold belt buckle black or get rid of it
Stop wearing make up
Quit using colored lip gloss
It's a sin for a woman to put on a pair of pants
Women, don't pluck your eyebrows. Who are you trying to impress?
Wear hose to church women
Men, stop wearing those gold watches
Don't waste money on expensive automobiles
Men don't wear silk, even at night
Women, stop wearing fake eyelashes
Leave that Jezebel spirit outside and join the REAL church

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

I can't smoke a cigarette but I can smoke a pipe? What about a cigar?

Baron1710 · #3 06-18-2010, 02:47 PM

Hey how about adding some Scripture to your opinions.

Standards · #4 06-18-2010, 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baron1710

Hey how about adding some Scripture to your opinions.

Study your Bible, and you won't need me to post the scriptures.

Sam · #5 06-18-2010, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Standards

I refuse to be intimidated by some cigarette smoking charismatic. I will stand for truth. The reason that some of you have penguins in the pews and Eskimos in the choir is because you have a polar bear in the pulpit. Many are cold and few are frozen. I'm here to breathe some red hot fire into the lukewarm atmosphere. WAKE UP! Preach holiness and doctrine like never before. The outward standards define the church. Eli allowed his sons to compromise and commit their sin while he just stood by and watched. Let me tell you something...turn up your hearing aide now...HOLINESS PREACHING IS RIGHT.

We still believe in long sleeves
We still believe the women shouldn't cut their hair
We still believe the men should keep their short, off the ears and off the collar. Sideburns to the middle of the ear.
We still believe that slits are wrong
We still believe the wearing of gold is a sin
We still believe shorts and beards are a sin
We still believe rings are sin period. No wedding rings either.
We still believe Hollywood is wrong
Get rid of your television
Throw out those shoes with the gold plate
Pluck off those gold buttons
Paint that gold belt buckle black or get rid of it
Stop wearing make up
Quit using colored lip gloss
It's a sin for a woman to put on a pair of pants
Women, don't pluck your eyebrows. Who are you trying to impress?
Wear hose to church women
Men, stop wearing those gold watches
Don't waste money on expensive automobiles
Men don't wear silk, even at night
Women, stop wearing fake eyelashes
Leave that Jezebel spirit outside and join the REAL church

Now put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Hey there Brother or Sister Standards (whichever the case may be) stand up for the Truth!!!! Don't compromise. Stand up for the old landmarks. Remember that the Bible or Manual (whichever the case may be) says, "The Truth will stand when the world burns."

You forgot to mention:
novels, comics, any fiction whatsoever in printed, audio, or visual format
anything (vehicle or clothing article) colored red
caffeine, nicotine, alcohol, chocolate, medication of any sort
life or medical insurance
buttons and button holes on clothing
eyeglasses, hearing aids, and dentures
birth control
golf, hunting, fishing, or any sport
sleeves anywhere above the wrist
pant legs (men only) anywhere above the ankle
deodorant or scented soap
well combed, set, or styled hair for men or women
mirrors
high heel shoes
open toed shoes, flip flops, or sandals that expose feet and toes
hair pins, bobby pins, combs or anything that hold hair in place
canes, crutches, walkers, orthopedic shoes