Things you don't say to your wife

Pressing-On · #1 02-13-2010, 08:47 AM

Happy Valentine's!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2Oa...eature=related

Pressing-On · #2 02-13-2010, 08:49 AM

This would be a much better choice!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUs7u10n1E

rgcraig · #3 02-13-2010, 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

This would be a much better choice!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbUs7u10n1E

Love it!

Pressing-On · #4 02-13-2010, 09:04 AM

My husband said that he could pick out better songs than me. LOL! This is his pick for me! He said it's better than Charlie Pride's song, "Does my ring hurt your finger?"

Thank you, baby!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDm2A...eature=related

rgcraig · #5 02-13-2010, 09:12 AM

....."May those who love me, love me and those that don't love me, may God turn their hearts; and if He doesn't turn their hearts may He turn their ankles so I'll know them by their limping."

-old Gaelic blessing

"My Valentine's Day greeting!

Timmy · #6 02-13-2010, 09:19 AM

Thanks for the advice! Whew, just in time, too!

Timmy · #7 02-13-2010, 09:20 AM

Here's another one, I learned from experience. If she ponders "how can people live with themselves after they've committed adultery?", don't say "I don't know. Never tried it. So far."

StillStanding · #8 02-13-2010, 09:49 AM

Bought my wife a matching belt and bag for Valentine's Day.

That vacuum cleaner should be working in no time!

drummerboy_dave · #9 02-13-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Timmy

Here's another one, I learned from experience. If she ponders "how can people live with themselves after they've committed adultery?", don't say "I don't know. Never tried it. So far."

Also, don't say: "It's not easy, hunny."