Poem To My Wife......Right Before I Preach.....

[IAintMovin]

Hey it is V-Day ....Gotta make it space-shell......you konw...

REDNECK VALENTINE

Collards is green
my dog's name is Blue
and I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.

Yore hair is like cornsilk
a-flapping in the breeze
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you any way.

Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as wonderful as "tamaters"
the kind that we can.

You have som'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're in a crowd.

On special occasions,
when we leave the farm,
well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
what I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.

Like a good roll of duct tape
yo're there fer yore man,
to patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.

Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
you spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
my life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.

Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
we go together
like a skunk goes with stank.

Some men, they buy chocolate
for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
from the cooler at Kroger.
"That's impressive," I say.

Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yo're too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
more useful than diamonds...
IT'S A NEW TROLLIN' MOTOR!!!

[Newman]

Wow! You sure have a way with words. I bet your wife is right proud of you.

*snicker*

I resembuhl sum'uh dat der po-um.

I wun be uh-tellin' yaz wich pahrt

[rgcraig]

Oh, I'm sure she'll be pleased as punch!

[GodsBabyGirl]

That's cute!

I wouldn't have learn to appreciate that poem a couple of years ago...

Exposure to different cultures has done a world of good at helping me understand some things....

And yes, sir, your wife is beautiful! Tell her William's Baby says so!

Guess who?

IAM,

Thank you for giving me something meaningful to share with my wife yesterday. I was at a loss until you came to the rescue!

Thanks again!

[rgcraig]

Iam,

Please report in on how "touched" your wife was with her poem gift!

I'm sure it made for an exciting evening.

[IAintMovin]

It was well recieved, a friend of mine told me that at the church he was a part of that they were renewing vows and stuff like that, so I had to have something - I told the husbands that they might need to hold hands with their wives if they had failed to get them anything and let this poem be from them.

LOL

I think that they liked the poem better than the preaching if that tells you anything.

Purty Funny!

[IAintMovin]

Originally Posted by ZeroedIn

Purty Funny!

Yeah it would have fit good in ...........ahhh hummmm......