Family Jokes.

[Scott Hutchinson]

My Dad has a first cousin named Joe Newton,and have always been very close.

When my Dad and Joe were very little they were playing near an outhouse and my dad lost his jacket in the outhouse.

My Dad got a stick and went to fish the jacket out of the outhouse.
Joe said Truman that jacket is ruined Aunt Annilee will just have to spank you for losing that jacket.

My dad replied it is not my jacket I am worried about,but I am hungry and I had a peanut-butter and jelly sandwhich in the pocket.

[Timmy]

[Scott Hutchinson]

My Dad's cousin often tells this ,the last time they played music in public,Cousin Joe had to tell it.
My Dad gets a kick out of this.
Now this true what I am fixing to say Cousin Joe's parents were first cousins and that's a fact with my hand up.

[jediwill83]

does the hand you are holding up have really short fingers??? hehe j\k

[Scott Hutchinson]

No my hands are the normal length.