Republican Politicians

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A woman was being tailgated by a stressed out Republican politician on a busy boulevard.

Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of her. She did the right
thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though she could have beaten the red
light by accelerating through the intersection.

The tailgating politician was furious and honked his horn, screaming in
frustration, as he missed his chance to get through the intersection,
dropping his cell phone and coffee.

As he was still in mid-rant, he heard a tap on his window and looked up
into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered him to
exit his car with his hands up. He took him to the police station where he
was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.

After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
door. He was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
was waiting with his personal effects.

He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your
car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the person in front of
you, and cussing a blue streak at them."

I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'ChooseLife' license
plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker, and the
chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk; naturally...I assumed you
had stolen the car.''

[SOUNWORTHY]

I guess it had to be a Republican. A Democrat would have a bumper sticker saying"We kill babies while you wait" have a chrome plated Darwin fish and bumper sticker saying "I didn't have sex with that woman."

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Originally Posted by SOUNWORTHY

I guess it had to be a Republican. A Democrat would have a bumper sticker saying"We kill babies while you wait" have a chrome plated Darwin fish and bumper sticker saying "I didn't have sex with that woman."

Wow are you ever sensitive, must have hit close to home.
BTW are you by any chance coadie?

[SOUNWORTHY]

Who me?

[Dedicated Mind]

so true, republicans are family value hypocrites.

[Baron1710]

Originally Posted by Dedicated Mind

so true, republicans are family value hypocrites.

No some Republicans fail to live up to the standard of the party, and some are hypocrites. Democrats can't be labeled hypocrites on family values because they like having men in Congress who molest boys, on the whole have no value for life, don't care if you shack up, etc.

However they can claim to be concerned about the education of our children and then cut funds from vouchers that work in DC and give it to the schools that are failing, to make sure they keep the NEA happy. Right now in DC low income kids can go to the same school that Obama's girls do, but being the elitist that he is, he is all about making sure they send those ghetto kids back to the ghetto schools where they belong. No Democrats aren't ever hypocritical.

[Esther]

Originally Posted by Dedicated Mind

so true, republicans are family value hypocrites.

I resent this comment as I am a republican with family values and I am NOT a hypocrite!

[Dedicated Mind]

Originally Posted by Esther

I resent this comment as I am a republican with family values and I am NOT a hypocrite!

I apologize, I meant republican politicians are hypocrites, like Sanford, Craig, livingston, Gingrich...all have committed adultery while proclaiming family values.

[Dedicated Mind]

Originally Posted by Baron1710

No some Republicans fail to live up to the standard of the party, and some are hypocrites. Democrats can't be labeled hypocrites on family values because they like having men in Congress who molest boys, on the whole have no value for life, don't care if you shack up, etc.

However they can claim to be concerned about the education of our children and then cut funds from vouchers that work in DC and give it to the schools that are failing, to make sure they keep the NEA happy. Right now in DC low income kids can go to the same school that Obama's girls do, but being the elitist that he is, he is all about making sure they send those ghetto kids back to the ghetto schools where they belong. No Democrats aren't ever hypocritical.

what democrat has molested boys? NEA? do you mean the teacher's association?

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Originally Posted by SOUNWORTHY

I guess it had to be a Republican. A Democrat would have a bumper sticker saying"We kill babies while you wait" have a chrome plated Darwin fish and bumper sticker saying "I didn't have sex with that woman."