By Taylor Young
Allright here it goes.
This guy died and went to heaven and up there was clocks for every person in the world and who ever lied, that persons clock would tick one hour.
Mother Theresa's didn't move.
The guy asked Peter "Where is Barack Obama's?"
Peter answered, "Oh, Jesus is using it as a ceiling fan"
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