Carpenter Apologizes

Carpenter · #1 07-26-2008, 01:30 AM

I just want to say that on behalf of what I have communicated and the information I have presented, that if anyone has become confused or offended, then I would like to let you know that despite the lack of common sense that has been displayed and the ongoing insensitivity of things that are above and beyond our understanding that we should consider the benefit of being reflective of the way we address the things which we should hold in the utmost frame of mind that has been held by those in our past in a better time and a better place where integrity and character reigned but on a much higher level indicative of those things we may never attain because we have been glossed over and our consciences have been seared to the point we have no way of reconciling to the point of precise and complete satisfaction of our moral and infallible understanding of the way things have been and the way things should be.

...and that is all I have to say about that.

Nahum · #2 07-26-2008, 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpenter

I just want to say that on behalf of what I have communicated and the information I have presented, that if anyone has become confused or offended, then I would like to let you know that despite the lack of common sense that has been displayed and the ongoing insensitivity of things that are above and beyond our understanding that we should consider the benefit of being reflective of the way we address the things which we should hold in the utmost frame of mind that has been held by those in our past in a better time and a better place where integrity and character reigned but on a much higher level indicative of those things we may never attain because we have been glossed over and our consciences have been seared to the point we have no way of reconciling to the point of precise and complete satisfaction of our moral and infallible understanding of the way things have been and the way things should be.

...and that is all I have to say about that.

That is the longest run-on sentence in history!

MissBrattified · #3 07-26-2008, 01:33 AM

It's alright, Carp. I forgive you.

FOR MAKING ME READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carpenter · #4 07-26-2008, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MissBrattified

It's alright, Carp. I forgive you.

FOR MAKING ME READ THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won't apologize for that, so you don't have to tell me you forgive me.

MissBrattified · #5 07-26-2008, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Carpenter

I won't apologize for that, so you don't have to tell me you forgive me.

Well, this is one of those times when I must forgive, even though I wasn't asked, so my own conscience will be clear, and I'll be able to meet God at the altar with no aught in my heart against my brotherin.

Carpenter · #6 07-26-2008, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MissBrattified

Well, this is one of those times when I must forgive, even though I wasn't asked, so my own conscience will be clear, and I'll be able to meet God at the altar with no aught in my heart against my brotherin.

Gee...sorry.

MissBrattified · #7 07-26-2008, 01:44 AM

I get carried away sometimes. Is that extrapolation? Or do I just follow tangents through to the bitter end?

the raven · #8 07-26-2008, 01:47 AM

Now this is a great apology....I for one, hope that you continue to conjure up new apologetic and redemptionary soliloquies such as this in the future - this has been simply wonderful! Bravo!

the raven · #9 07-26-2008, 01:50 AM

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Originally Posted by MissBrattified

I get carried away sometimes. Is that extrapolation? Or do I just follow tangents through to the bitter end?

The condition to which you desire identification with is psychosemantic (that in which you take on the syptoms without having the illness). Whereas the usage of extrapolation is to extract from a portion of communication that which pertains to the intellectual stimuli and within the contextual relation interpretive sequence by which the hearer disseminates the data recieved.

Carpenter · #10 07-26-2008, 02:00 AM

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Originally Posted by the raven

Now this is a great apology....I for one, hope that you continue to conjure up new apologetic and redemptionary soliloquies such as this in the future - this has been simply wonderful! Bravo!

This is not a soliloquiy because I was not addressing myself in front of a crowd there Einstein, I was addressing my fans directly here on AFF.

Oh yea, I only apologize for stuff once.