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06-30-2008, 04:44 PM
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Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
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06-30-2008, 04:47 PM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
Yep, have to agree with you!
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06-30-2008, 05:02 PM
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Scripture > Tradition
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
12. Child sacrifice to idols for better crops
13. That CLC song about being a Pentecostal who rolls around and stuff
14. 45 minute topical sermons with less than 3 bible verses to justify the opinion ... errr... point being expressed.
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06-30-2008, 05:02 PM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
you guys are sick!!! 
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06-30-2008, 05:03 PM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
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Originally Posted by Pianoman
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
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Hmmm... a real marketing idea there??
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"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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07-11-2008, 12:39 AM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
Now that's funny!!!
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07-11-2008, 12:42 AM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
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--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
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07-11-2008, 01:04 AM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
13. Don't tug on superman's cape.
14. Don't spit into the wind.
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07-11-2008, 07:51 AM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
LOL!!
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"We did not wear uniforms. The lady workers dressed in the current fashions of the day, ...silks...satins...jewels or whatever they happened to possess. They were very smartly turned out, so that they made an impressive appearance on the streets where a large part of our work was conducted in the early years.
"It was not until long after, when former Holiness preachers had become part of us, that strict plainness of dress began to be taught.
"Although Entire Sanctification was preached at the beginning of the Movement, it was from a Wesleyan viewpoint, and had in it very little of the later Holiness Movement characteristics. Nothing was ever said about apparel, for everyone was so taken up with the Lord that mode of dress seemingly never occurred to any of us."
Quote from Ethel Goss (widow of 1st UPC Gen Supt. Howard Goss) book "The Winds of God"
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07-11-2008, 08:06 AM
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Re: Standard No-Nos We All Can Agree On!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pianoman
I received an email and got this idea about a no-no list of standards we can all agree on! (cleaned up a little!)
1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
8. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
9. Bikinis and liver spots
10. Short shorts and varicose veins
11. Inline skates and a walker
And the ultimate standard for the 'Older folks'.....................
12. Thongs and Depends
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we have those all over DC, they are called "Segways"
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Her children arise up, and call her blessed; her husband also, and he praiseth her.
"You will be hated for my sake-Just remember that it should be for MY sake and not YOURS-
Do NOT act in such a way as to be offensive, and then blame it on me"
Love, God
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