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06-02-2008, 12:28 PM
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Humorous things that have happened in Church
Ok, here is your chance to tell. Write something funny that has happened at your church; slips of the tongue, shouting, easter play disasters, etc. Be truthful, and change names to protect the innocent!
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06-02-2008, 12:42 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
There was an obese woman who was shouting and her panties came off.
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06-02-2008, 12:46 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
We've had several of these kinds of threads in the past.
I think Mark started one from our former forum that was priceless. Had a LOT of good stories on that one. 
Here's a link to some Pulpit Bloopers. I think this was the latest thread on this subject.
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06-02-2008, 12:52 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
has anyone ever had someone come out of the restroom with toilet tissue coming out of the backside ??? haha!
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06-02-2008, 12:53 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
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Originally Posted by StMark
There was an obese woman who was shouting and her panties came off.
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Boy, there is something just wrong in that.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-02-2008, 12:53 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
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Originally Posted by StMark
has anyone ever had someone come out of the restroom with toilet tissue coming out of the backside ??? haha!
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Worse than that, with they're skirt/dress tucked into they're pantyhose.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-02-2008, 12:55 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
My favorite is I went into the ladies room and before I turned the light on I heard water splashing. I thought that was odd, turned the light on. There was a squirrel in the toilet with it's paws on the seat and it's tail splashing in the water. I screamed, people rushed in. Noone knew what to do. My teenage daugther went to the car grabbed a blanket and scooped it up and took it outside and released it.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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06-02-2008, 12:59 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
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Worse than that, with they're skirt/dress tucked into they're pantyhose.
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well when you weigh 385 lbs things happen 
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06-02-2008, 01:37 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
Bellydancers.
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06-02-2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: Humorous things that have happened in Church
Ok, here is one that counts as a slip of the tongue. My dad is the guilty party. There is an old hymn called, "I would not be denied." I think the correct line in the song is "till Jesus comes and makes me whole." Well my Pastor always asked that we sing, "till Jesus comes and blesses my soul." We were visiting another church and sure enough they sang the hymn. My Dad started to sing the way our Pastor did the song, but mid line realized his mistake and switched. So you boldly sang out "Till Jesus come and blesses my whole." Of course, everyone heard, "till Jesus comes and blesses my hole." Several people turned to look at my Dad and laughter broke out to the point that some had to walk out to gain composure and my Dad was holding his face buried between his knees in embarressment.
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