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03-06-2008, 04:23 PM
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Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
Where is our esteemed St. Mark? Has he gone to the lots of limits conference to find a very conservative wife?  
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03-06-2008, 05:11 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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Where is our esteemed St. Mark? Has he gone to the lots of limits conference to find a very conservative wife? |
If I had to take an educated guess I would say he has made another list and most of us are on it... 
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03-06-2008, 05:16 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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03-07-2008, 03:10 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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If he is looking at his home church he will have better luck looking for a dark faced nappy haired woman!!!
I have a feeling whether the girl was pale faced or dark he would not pick one with no natural beauty!
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03-07-2008, 03:11 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
CC1 has outed himself. He's Imus!
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03-07-2008, 03:12 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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If he is looking at his home church he will have better luck looking for a dark faced nappy haired woman!!!
I have a feeling whether the girl was pale faced or dark he would not pick one with no natural beauty! |
I thought you said ALL UPC women lack natural beauty and need makeup.
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03-07-2008, 03:15 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
I have been missing St.Mark, too. Where is he?
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03-07-2008, 03:34 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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I thought you said ALL UPC women lack natural beauty and need makeup.
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Naw, just the ugly ones. The pretty ones just need to cut their hair and put on some pants. Some them ugly guys need to put on some makeup too and the bald ones need to get toupes and the fat ones need to wear all black instead of tieing their ties longer and longer so that they hang to their knees when they slouch in the platform chairs. And everybody needs to color their hair.
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03-07-2008, 03:36 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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Naw, just the ugly ones. The pretty ones just need to cut their hair and put on some pants. Some them ugly guys need to put on some makeup too and the bald ones need to get toupes and the fat ones need to wear all black instead of tieing their ties longer and longer so that they hang to their knees when they slouch in the platform chairs. And everybody needs to color their hair. |
Men like women with long hair.
Thanks for mentioning the bald, fat ugly guys. I agree - stop lengthening the tie - it is not helping you!
I don't need to color my hair! Nope, never gonna do it! I hate hair coloring!
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03-07-2008, 03:55 PM
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Re: Where is St. Mark? No Limits Conference?
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Men like women with long hair.
Thanks for mentioning the bald, fat ugly guys. I agree - stop lengthening the tie - it is not helping you!
I don't need to color my hair! Nope, never gonna do it! I hate hair coloring!
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Everybody realizes I was just making a funny right? Well, mostly.
I don't mind the hair coloring just as long as it makes sense. Blond hair and black eyebrows just don't make sense to me. Or really pale people getting jet black hair. It's kind of like spandex shorts; just because you can fit into them doesn't mean it looks good. I don't know, you just gotta be smart about it.
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