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Old 03-05-2008, 01:44 PM
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Hell Hath No Fury....

A letter to a Husband!

To my darling husband,

Before you return from your business trip, I just want to let
you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck
when I turned into the driveway.

Fortunately, it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so
please don't worry too much about me.

I was coming home from Wal-Mart and when I turned into the
driveway, I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead
of the brake.

The garage door is slightly bent, but fortunately, the pickup
came to a halt when it bumped into your car.

I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality
you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for
you, my sweetheart.

I am enclosing a picture for you.

I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.

Your loving wife.
XXX











PS, Your Girlfriend called!
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:45 PM
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury....

HAHA!
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:46 PM
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury....

now that is funny, dt
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:47 PM
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury....

Ahhhh... now we know why she can't wait to hold in her arms again...

I am thinking a nice choke hold might be high on the agenda.
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Old 03-05-2008, 01:48 PM
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury....

"Hold you in my arms".... ya, as I slowly crush those arms with my own!

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Old 03-05-2008, 01:50 PM
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury....

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"Hold you in my arms".... ya, as I slowly crush those arms with my own!

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Old 03-05-2008, 01:53 PM
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Re: Hell Hath No Fury....

With my luck, I would then have THIS guy on my case.

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