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Originally Posted by LadyChocolate
Bro. Conroy, you are too funny!
It was several years ago, I heard a lady sing "Jesus put a yodle in my soul" and I had to laugh! I didn't feel too bad because the rest of the church was laughing also!!!!
Have a good day!
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You know, You here so many nutty things sometimes that you just HAVE to laugh!
I was at a little camp meeting in a southern state, and this group that was really the center of things at this meeting sang three songs and to this day I can't decide which one cracked me up more!
The first song was a ballad about a backslider who was in his pick up truck, and it spun out of control and flipped over, throwing the backslid driver out into the ditch. the preacher (he claimed this was based on a true incident in his life, and was the source for the song) pulled over and got down there next to the barely conscious man as he was bleeding to death, and asked him "Son are you alright?" at which the backslider mumbled something, he asked again "Son are you alright??" at which the preacher heard the whispered words of the backslider "Don't tell mama I died a' a drinkin' with whiskey on my breath!" Well that was followed by the unforgettable song whose chorus said "And if you don't believe it...well....you can go to hell!"
And THAT was followed up by a chorus of "you can go to helllll you can go to hellll Glory hallelujah ...you can go to hell!"
(You can't make this stuff up folks!)
The only saving feature of the music session at that camp meeting was a dear old old I mean OOOOOLD brother with one leg who got up there and sang a chorus that sounded like an Ozark style song
"I don't need, no trinity doctrine!
Oh you won't find, no holy three
All you'll find is One God Only
And he's all in all to me!"
At which the brother began shouting on one leg and two crutches! Unforgettable!
Have to say I loved every minute of it!
Brother Joseph