Just got to tell this. I tried to be 'good' today but temptation has overtaken me. Got a call today from a friend about one of our Churches and the Sunday School drive they have going on.
'Big Bucks' type thing where you get fake 'money' for bringing visitors, etc., that you can spend in their little 'General Store' set up in the corner of the room.
The items in the 'store' mostly came from a 'It's a Dollar' type store and ranged from foil wrapped roses to candy and everything in between. Well, little 'Bus Kid' wanted to spend his fake 'dollars' yesterday and, knowing valentines day is coming up, bought his Momma a foil wrapped rose. How sweet!
Took it home and gave it to her. The Church got a very 'interesting' call from a very concerned Mother. They had supposed it was a chocolate rose wrapped in foil...
Red thongs.
Gotta love that! I would LOVE to have heard that telephone call!
__________________ "It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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