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10-26-2008, 09:20 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
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Spam?
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Hey, I'm trying to do my part to get this thread to 1000 posts.
And yes, I love Spam!
Fried! 
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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10-26-2008, 09:20 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
Spam I only eat when I have to,It's like Chef Boyardee I had to eat it when that was all I had to eat.
But Spam tastes pretty good fried.
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10-26-2008, 09:21 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
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Hey, I'm trying to do my part to get this thread to 1000 posts.
And yes, I love Spam!
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Unfortunately, in the process, the substantive posts are getting left behind.
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10-26-2008, 09:24 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
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Unfortunately, in the process, the substantive posts are getting left behind.
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There are substantive posts on this thread?
Who knew?
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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10-26-2008, 09:26 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
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There are substantive posts on this thread?
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Yes, I"m anxious to hear Mark's latest reasons why beards will send someone to hell!
He had to go to church tonight to ask his pastor...........
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10-26-2008, 09:29 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
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Yes, I"m anxious to hear Mark's latest reasons why beards will send someone to hell!
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Sounds like pretty deep stuff.
I erased all of my spam.
*ahem!*
"And now....BACK TO THE GAME!"
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I'm (sic) not cynical, I just haven't been around long enough to be Jedi mind-tricked by politics as usual. Alas, maybe in a few years I'll be beaten back into the herd. tstew
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10-26-2008, 09:31 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
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Originally Posted by Charnock
Sounds like pretty deep stuff.
I erased all of my spam.
*ahem!*
"And now....BACK TO THE GAME!"
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You didn't need to erase them, I was being facetious!
I'm quite sure Mark will find the posts he wants to respond to!
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"Many people view their relationship with God like a "color by number" picture. It's easier to let someone else define the boundaries, tell them which blanks to fill in, and what color to use than it is for them to take a blank canvas and seek inspiration from the Source in order to paint their own masterpiece"
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10-26-2008, 09:32 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
A beard won't send you to hell,but while it's growing it will itch like the devil though.
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10-26-2008, 09:35 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
Benny Shapiro worked at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. He used to tell his friends that he was the curator, although his primary job was to keep the exhibits clean and polished. One day he happened to be dusting around the Arabian exhibit, and he noticed an ancient urn that needed some cleaning. He got out his dust rag and began polishing. Low and behold, an enormous Genie appeared before him.
"Master," the Genie began, "I am the Genie of the urn. I can grant you three wishes, but there is one condition I will put on you: You must never shave or cut your beard for the rest of your life, or you will be forced to take my place inside the urn forever."
Benny thought about it for a bit, and decided it was a fair condition for three wishes. So Benny wished for 49% of the total Microsoft stock which was promptly granted. Then he wished for the most beautiful woman in the world as his wife, and low and behold, she was. Finally, he wished for fame and fortune and he instantly became a worldwide celebrity.
Over the years, Benny's beard became longer and longer until it almost reached the floor. As it grew longer, it began to itch. He tried to ignore it, but the itch became more and more irritating, while the memory of the Genie's warning faded.
Finally he decided he had to get rid of the beard and he shaved it off. Instantly he was trapped in the urn, to stay there forever.
The moral of the story: A Benny shaved is a Benny urned.
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10-26-2008, 09:35 PM
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Re: JUST PREACHERS MAJOR Crackdown! turning WPF???
I couldn't resist.
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