5 Things AFF Doesn't Know About Me! - Page 90

Pressing-On · #**891** 02-11-2009, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

Oh my, I can hear it now, "Meeeeeooooooww!!!!" Silence.

PO, "Honey, the cat musta found a snake!"

My Gato is meowing every time I open the back door!!!! I'm getting a really itchy trigger finger!!!!!

Elizabeth · #**892** 02-11-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Oh the drama!!!! I simply laid on the floor, opened the door with the barrel of my rifle and shot him in the head. Dropped dead on the spot - that is marksmanship!!! He was committing adultery with the neighbor's cat!

Pressing you simply can not tolerate that sin!

Margies3 · #**893** 02-11-2009, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cindy

True story. I was in Dallas visiting my sister. My husband called me and told me I needed to come home, because he didn't know how to use the dishwasher.
Before we married he did not wash dishes, after he used them, he threw them away, and bought new ones.

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth

Ok here's a horrible one:

I skipped school to smoke pot with a friend. (I know that just destroys my image but OH WELL)

Well I think we had a hard time lighting the joint or what ever-

So we found an opened station wagon and proceeded to smoke!

The car was filled with noxious fumes (because of the pot smoking)

When suddenly from no where comes out a mom and 3 small kids!

She opened the door and said what in the world are you doing!!!

We ran out and down the street laughing of course..when suddenly the mom in her smoke filled station wagon drove by with all the windows rolled down!

oh that was funny, could never tell my kids though!

ELIZABETH!!! Some of the things on here have surprised me, but nothing quite as much as this! LOL!!!!!!!!!

Ron · #**894** 02-11-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

My Gato is meowing every time I open the back door!!!! I'm getting a really itchy trigger finger!!!!!

Do you use a .22?

Pressing-On · #**895** 02-11-2009, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth

Ok here's a horrible one:

I skipped school to smoke pot with a friend. (I know that just destroys my image but OH WELL)

Well I think we had a hard time lighting the joint or what ever-

So we found an opened station wagon and proceeded to smoke!

The car was filled with noxious fumes (because of the pot smoking)

When suddenly from no where comes out a mom and 3 small kids!

She opened the door and said what in the world are you doing!!!

We ran out and down the street laughing of course..when suddenly the mom in her smoke filled station wagon drove by with all the windows rolled down!

oh that was funny, could never tell my kids though!

Pressing-On · #**896** 02-11-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by tbpew

timmy (when he is on his 5-star instigate game) would use the same phrase quote to sling a clever quip like "Scotty, when did you decide to no longer be a man"

Ron · #**897** 02-11-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Elizabeth

Ok here's a horrible one:

I skipped school to smoke pot with a friend. (I know that just destroys my image but OH WELL)

Well I think we had a hard time lighting the joint or what ever-

So we found an opened station wagon and proceeded to smoke!

The car was filled with noxious fumes (because of the pot smoking)

When suddenly from no where comes out a mom and 3 small kids!

She opened the door and said what in the world are you doing!!!

We ran out and down the street laughing of course..when suddenly the mom in her smoke filled station wagon drove by with all the windows rolled down!

oh that was funny, could never tell my kids though!

At least you admit inhaling!

tbpew · #**898** 02-11-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Oh the drama!!!! I simply laid on the floor, opened the door with the barrel of my rifle and shot him in the head. Dropped dead on the spot - that is marksmanship!!! He was committing adultery with the neighbor's cat!

I have to admit, in a fast moving world of online humor, you just blew by me in the lefthand lane.

Elizabeth · #**899** 02-11-2009, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Margies3

ELIZABETH!!! Some of the things on here have surprised me, but nothing quite as much as this! LOL!!!!!!!!!

I feel like a bug bunny "She don't know me very well does she!' needs to be inserted here!

I know, I know Margie! I am a changed woman--with outrageous stories!

Pressing-On · #**900** 02-11-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Ron

I guess people won't be putting you in charge of dealing with people who commit adultery!

I put that in for tbpew. He wanted us to change the subject, but somehow, I just wasn't ready!!!