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04-12-2007, 03:10 PM
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I ain't had no sody-pop since July 11th of 2006.
False accuser! Its drugs, not sody-pop.
Put the dollar bill down, then!
04-12-2007, 03:10 PM
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I think you need more work to do.......737-xxxx
I am off work today cause I AM ONE SICK PUPPY!
04-12-2007, 03:11 PM
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One of the first things I thought of after I heard this arm carrying story!!!!
I thought, well, that'd keep things out of the....oh never mind
I just sling it around my neck now!
04-12-2007, 03:11 PM
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I am off work today cause I AM ONE SICK PUPPY!
EVERYONE LOOK
he finally admitted it!!!!!
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04-12-2007, 03:12 PM
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red ties, blue ties
green ties, new ties
all cut by the guy
who serves my great big steak with pie
04-12-2007, 03:12 PM
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rgcraig
Lol....no it's so long that they drape if over their arms and walk around with it draped over their arm!
I somehow think that's a bit wrong.
It's obviously not a black church.
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04-12-2007, 03:12 PM
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I know of a church where, when the preacher makes a great point, some will come and put money on the altar.
I asked someone what that was all about and she said that it was support for the pastor that someone started.
I thought it was pretty funny, myself!
I read about putting a dollar in a box everything you were intimate with your spouse. You are supposed to be able to afford an extended vacation at 25 years of marriage - supposed to.
04-12-2007, 03:12 PM
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It's obviously not a black church.
LOL....so true.
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04-12-2007, 03:13 PM
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red ties, blue ties
green ties, new ties
all cut by the guy
who serves my great big steak with pie
Would you stop! You're delirious!!!
04-12-2007, 03:14 PM
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