Questions I have About Jesus

[jediwill83]

Rubber ducky you're the one...

[JudoSam]

let's see, watery yet persistent arguments, silly rhyming, defending a position we all know is wrong.....

YOU'RE THE GHOST OF JOHNNY COCHRAN!!!!

[RandyWayne]

Perhaps Bert is merely from the future and his insane babbling are his only way of trying to warn us against a multitude of coming catastrophes, but in a way that will not go against his era's Temporal Prime Directive law.

[Praxeas]

Bert is at a future internet cafe or library?