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01-14-2008, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM
My daughter was about 10 when we were in checking out at Walmart one night. She had to use the restroom and the line was quite long. I was very tired after working tons of overtime and a bunch of activities at the church. I told her to go ahead to the restroom and I would come and get her when I was done. I finished at the checkout and went to the ladies room. I opened the door and opened my mouth, as I thought I was going to say her name. Imagine my suprise when instead of saying "Laura" in and "are you in here kind of voice" i said WALMART. It just didn't have the same effect as calling her name would have, but we did laugh about it all the way home. Still do when we think about it.
The second big idiot thing I have done is to put this on the internet, where EVERYONE can read it. lol  |
oops.
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01-14-2008, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by MrsBOOMM
My daughter was about 10 when we were in checking out at Walmart one night. She had to use the restroom and the line was quite long. I was very tired after working tons of overtime and a bunch of activities at the church. I told her to go ahead to the restroom and I would come and get her when I was done. I finished at the checkout and went to the ladies room. I opened the door and opened my mouth, as I thought I was going to say her name. Imagine my suprise when instead of saying "Laura" in and "are you in here kind of voice" i said WALMART. It just didn't have the same effect as calling her name would have, but we did laugh about it all the way home. Still do when we think about it.
The second big idiot thing I have done is to put this on the internet, where EVERYONE can read it. lol |
I just got tears in my eyes laughing... not sure if it's pleasure or pain since I have a stomache virus...
At any rate, you are such a blessed idioT!  
Thanks for sharing with us!!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 09:07 PM
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Originally Posted by cneasttx
I will have you know I have not reached idioT status yet. Been tryin for 2 days...  |
OK now...
MR/MRS East Texas - you spill the beans...
You probably voted for Ross Perot!
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 09:08 PM
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Laughter is the best medicine! Glad you got a laugh out of it! Hope it heals your tummy. We have got a lot of mileage out of this one.
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01-14-2008, 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
OK now...
MR/MRS East Texas - you spill the beans...
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Hey be nice now! He is my dads boss and pays fairly well... I am looking forward to a decent inheritance so back off! LOL
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01-14-2008, 09:18 PM
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OK so i have this friend...
He had very little exposure to non-Pentecostal religion. His family is known to laugh alot and they all have a great sense of humor.
As a somewhat wayward teenager he started dating a devout Catholic girl...
Things progressed a bit and he was invited to meet her family and dine with them at a formal dinner.
The Catholic father gave a little speech and prayed, making the sign of the cross - in the name of the Father, Son and Holy Ghost - then sealed the prayer with a rather elaborate kiss to the fingertips and swoop of his arm upward...
MY FRIEND TOTALLY LOST IT!!!
He was chased out of the house!
Needless to say, today he is married to a nice Pentecostal girl and pastoring a church!!
There is more than one way to marry in the church...
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by AmazingGrace
Hey be nice now! He is my dads boss and pays fairly well... I am looking forward to a decent inheritance so back off! LOL
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Where do I send my Curriculum Vitæ?
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-14-2008, 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Where do I send my Curriculum Vitć?
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I I I I dunno... LOL...
seriously he is a good man,,, when my mom lost her leg (diabetes was original cause but...) she lost it due to an infection she got in the hospital (mrsa) and she was forced to go to that hospital because the day before she got sick they changed ins companies... well when we wrote a letter complaining about the care and gave proof she had gotten the infection there and the unsanitary conditions... he in turn called my dad that next week and offered attnys and new drs paid for all med bills at that instance and was just very good to our family... Has been a constant source of moral support during the lose of my mom in the last year also...
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01-14-2008, 09:38 PM
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Now.. sorry for the hijack....
Back to the IdioTs now
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01-14-2008, 10:09 PM
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I will tell one for MrBOOM.....
He likes to tell of his Bible School days when there was a minister and his Dad sitting together in Sunday Morning Adult Class at a certain UPC Church in Bridgeton. His Dad fell asleep and and the Adult teacher was teaching away. The son nudged his Dad and said, "Dad, they want you to dismiss in prayer". So while the teacher was still teaching, he stood and started to dismiss....."OUR HEAVENLY FATHER, WE ARE THANKFUL" ....needless to say the son owed his Dad apologies big time.
I know this wasn't a story written in the first person and for that I apologize....but you gotta admit it is funny!
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