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10-01-2013, 08:02 AM
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Re: Once upon a time
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A deranged Steward they might be able to convince to believe Granny was really a lovely young she elf  |
While galloping hard through the forested hills they were chased by one of the Witch-King's Black-and-White Riders named Roscoe and his evil warg Flash. But they were rescued by ....
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10-01-2013, 03:41 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
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While galloping hard through the forested hills they were chased by one of the Witch-King's Black-and-White Riders named Roscoe and his evil warg Flash. But they were rescued by ....
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Gandalf and...
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10-01-2013, 05:06 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
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Gandalf and...
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...an unsuspecting used car salesman named...
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04-19-2014, 06:17 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
Randy Miller, who was actually working for the Witch-King!!!
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04-19-2014, 07:27 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
Not because he was necessarily evil...its just that the Witch King offered better dental and times were hard.
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04-19-2014, 07:33 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
Gandalf didnt believe in Randy anways, so Gandalf went back to the shire so he wouldn't have to deal with the witch-king, because nobody tells Gandalf what to do!
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04-19-2014, 07:46 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
Gandalf lived there peacefully smoking pipeweed and making fireworks until one day he got ahold of a particularly strong blend of Old Toby and blew off a finger from careless firework making....the finger landed in the soil of a Hobbit cemetary and some how started turning the dead into knee high zombies with hairy feet hungry for second breakfast....of brains!!!
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04-19-2014, 07:56 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
While Gandalf is causing mischief, Randy Miller decided to change his name to Snitch-king. Roscoe and Flash decided Snitch had it all under control, so they went to go barbecue some zombies with Gandolf.
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04-19-2014, 10:47 PM
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Re: Once upon a time
And the zombies were discovered to taste like chicken.....What???? Gimli was hungry and drunk!Dont judge!
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04-20-2014, 02:23 AM
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Re: Once upon a time
hahaha!
The next morning they woke up to discover that all the shire was destroyed, so they set out to Oz, the Emerald City where they...
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