A little Santa horror/humor...

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Ummmm, I do have pictures - with color and I never wet on anyone in my life!!!!




I am in the front and you WILL notice my dress says, "Sugar and Spice". I can only add, "and everything nice" - cause I am real nice!

I remember those fake fireplaces! My mom put one in her SS class and decorated it at Christmas time!

[Michael Phelps]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

NO! The glass eye was normal, sort of, but the video eyeball was over the top - CAUSE - you know I have the deactivator device that shuts down the video, rolls your eye back in your head causing you to be put into an induced coma - THEREBY - giving me the opportunity to locate your golf club and do some damage, specifically between the head, neck and shoulders.

I then activate the video, your glass eye rolls back in place, a little tear rolls out and you can be heard saying, "Sumbody hep me!"

Sounds perfectly normal to me!

THAT explains why I wake up sometimes with a killer headache and a bent 9-iron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne

You should have used the same marker to color the floor instead of switching it to a lighter color!

And look how bright that red fireplace looks compared to the rest of the pic!

Gotta love PSP!

PSP? Isn't that a drug? Oh, that's right. It's PCP.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by Michael Phelps

THAT explains why I wake up sometimes with a killer headache and a bent 9-iron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know what they say about paybacks....... Don't finish that.

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

I remember those fake fireplaces! My mom put one in her SS class and decorated it at Christmas time!

I don't think that picture is taken at our house. I don't remember us having hardwood floors.

NO, HO, we didn't have dirt floors!!! :

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

LOL.....that's right up there with "come into the oxygen"!

[HeavenlyOne]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

PSP? Isn't that a drug? Oh, that's right. It's PCP.

Paint Shop Pro......adding color to B&W (that's black and white) pictures since 2002!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne

Paint Shop Pro......adding color to B&W (that's black and white) pictures since 2002!

Nice try, but that is an original. I'm not that old, sistah!

[HeavenlyOne]

Originally Posted by Pressing-On

Nice try, but that is an original. I'm not that old, sistah!

Yer older than me, and that's what counts!

And, ya missed! Try whacking me when you aren't looking through your glass eye!

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by HeavenlyOne

Yer older than me, and that's what counts!

And, ya missed! Try whacking me when you aren't looking through your glass eye!

NO! Micheal has the glass eye - not me!!!! I think he also has a hearing aid - poor thang!