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Originally Posted by BoredOutOfMyMind
A Californian in Canada, who loves to visit New Yawrk.... I still bet YOU sound like a newfie!

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He he, NOT in a million years by?! (boy)
You know you'r a Newfie when...
- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- You have 10 favorite recipes for bottled moose.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is 3 ft above the ground. *TRUE I HAVE SEEN THIS HE HE!!!!!!!
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for local softball scores.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.