A Word From Deacon Blues

[rgcraig]

I can't believe we sang your version in church this morning!

[deacon blues]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

I can't believe we sang your version in church this morning!

You are in need of praying through Sis. Renda. Just for that, I am sitting you down off the platform for 3 months!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by deacon blues

You are in need of praying through Sis. Renda. Just for that, I am sitting you down off the platform for 3 months!

Yes sir!






See I can be obedient........


Where is the platform?

I did enjoy the songs today (the ones we really sang) - - such a sweet spirit there!

[Defender]

Originally Posted by deacon blues

To be fair, Coonskinner penned the better of the first two parodys:



I had to concede he blistered me with this one after my original parody (which was pretty lame on another forum). After he reposted this here, I had to try and get a touche.

Thanks for the inspiration CS! And BTW, I really don't know you or your friends so there is no way of me knowing if the parody reflects you or them or not. Its all in good fun---(wink, wink, nod, nod)

Sorry to offend anyone. I'm not mocking anyone's worship. I'm taking the song to the extreme. Prax you made some good points on the other thread and I didn't respond so I'll say here, you are right, I am making judgments about the song and the motives for the song and the attitudes of those worshipping along with the song. If it encourages ONE soul and builds their faith and helps them to get saved or get closer to Jesus, then the song is worth it and I need to shut up and leave well enough alone.I want the ucs to leave us mods/libs alone on tv. I should practice the same when it comes to others I dont' see eye to eye with. My sincerest apologies and heartfelt thanks for helping me see I was reacting with knee-jerk reflexes.

I just told my wife the same thing re myself lol. No problem here bro.

OK... so I have re-read the parody...

It's not so funny the second time around...

Originally Posted by Pastor Poster

This is the funniest post I have ever seen on any forum EVER!!!! It comes to us from the anointed keyboard of Mr. Deacon Blues.

To the tune of "I'm a Pentecostal".


I'm always a Jerk, it comes natural don't you know
Smug and self righteous, from my head down to my toes
I'm so impressed with myself, I'll swear and raise my hand
No one's got nothin on me, not even the Taliban
I'm on a different plain, the highest levels of truth
I love to brow beat people, in the pulpit I'm uncouth
This is just my style, the way I do my thang
I'm a Fasci-costal, I love the sound of my own name

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Just read the Manual, we need more of the same
Thank God I'm so holy, so godly and so pure
I'm a Fasci-costal, and it makes me such a Boor

Those liberals, moderates and compromisers, they just dont understand,
The only way to run a church is with an iron hand
I take lots of pride in how many I can offend
"Let's chase 'em off" is the motto I share with my UC friends
I'm armed and ready for Conference, Tampa won't be the same
I'm a Fasci-costal, its all about power games

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
Let's make the Manual and the Bible one and the same
Let's keep narrowing the field, lets keep things good and small
I'm a Fasci-costal, I hate French manicures and football

I'm an Apostolic Contender, What A Difference a Line Makes
Someone has got to stand up, against these holiness fakes
Letter writing campaigns is one of our fortes
We'll spend tens of thousands of dollars for these anointed communiques
United means only one thing, and its only what we can afford
I'm a Fasci-costal, a sower of discord

I'm a Fasci-costal, I am not ashamed
I've memorized the Manual, its my claim to fame
I spend so much time on forums, its a wonder I have a wife
I'm a Fasci-costal, I need to get a life

OH my word! Fasci-costal? wow!

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by Chewy

OH my word! Fasci-costal? wow!

Are these the ones that speak Christanese as Sherri mentioned?

Originally Posted by Defender

You would use Gods blessing to you to finance a project that pokes fun of songs sang to him in praise and worship? Have you no fear? As for my 'cut", I want no part of this.

"Truth" equals exaggerations and distortions to you?

um, this wasn't sang to the Lord for HIS glory and worship, this was singing to glorify flesh and if you ask me a healthy dose of pride.

Originally Posted by Praxeas

I agree....it's sad enough we have anti-Pentecostals loathing us without those who are supposed to be Pentecostals with their self loathing posts

Factual discussions that seek solutions are helpful. Attempts at ridicule and mockery just stigmatize us more.

You know the really sad part? There are Trinitarians that come here and read what you all post about yourselves....if you do go their forum, like at CARM, you never see the Trinitarians attacking each other. They are focused on you guys.

Mat 12:25 Knowing their thoughts, he said to them, "Every kingdom divided against itself is laid waste, and no city or house divided against itself will stand.

For all the talk about UCers not being united or causing division over issues like TV, the liberals are equally as quilty. Honestly if either group was really intent on world wide revival and spreading the Apostolic truth, they'd seek to be more edifying and when it comes to doctrinal differences they'd approach them from a purely factual and scriptural standpoint and not resort to insults or mockery.

You need to get out more often.

[DividedThigh]

that song will be a hit, i want a cd right away just post the price and website, lol, dt