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Old 11-09-2009, 03:21 AM
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Re: Ferd....A little humor for you.

here's something Sis A wrote on another thread:

I was talking about how important it is to be a real christian...and telling them that one time I read about how our vocal cords are formed to pronounce words...and was applying that in our everyday walk with God and how we must form a christian accent in all we do...being christian will become part of us and not something we pick up and lay down at will...
We must learn to know how to think like a christan...talk like a christian and live like a christian...
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here's something Sis A wrote on another thread:

I was talking about how important it is to be a real christian...and telling them that one time I read about how our vocal cords are formed to pronounce words...and was applying that in our everyday walk with God and how we must form a christian accent in all we do...being christian will become part of us and not something we pick up and lay down at will...
We must learn to know how to think like a christan...talk like a christian and live like a christian...

Wow. Who's "Sis A"?

I once heard Bill Hybels talk about how Christ should make an impact on every part of our lives, including how we push our grocery carts.

He went on to talk about how the power of God, if we allow it, would cause us to consider the "cart-boy" digging in between all the cars for carts, and cars that may be dinged, and always take the cart back to the "Cart-Return".

He finished the statement by saying that God is not just a church experience, but a life experience.

I don't perceive myself being on a "high-horse", especially when I'm backing up observations with scripture, but I'm obviously open to criticism,which has been abundant. I'm simply suggesting that God should be considered in everything tiny compartment of our lives including our joking, teasing, and especially our treatment of others.
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Re: Ferd....A little humor for you.

Saturday Night Live:

"Pelosi was so excited about the bill passing, she was on the verge of blinking!"

Now, that was FUNNY!!!!
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Saturday Night Live:

"Pelosi was so excited about the bill passing, she was on the verge of blinking!"

Now, that was FUNNY!!!!
Oh no! that just can't be....
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Who's defending an abortionist?

Look up the word "Lady" in any online dictionary. Nancy Pelosi falls into several of those categories.
I suppose Jezebel would fall into your category of a lady also.
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I suppose Jezebel would fall into your category of a lady also.


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Fantasizing about drowning her, now joking about violence against women. Do you think it's funny to joke about slapping a lady across the face? Hmmmm..........

You must really struggle with I Timothy 2:2, don't you?
Yes.

next question.
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No laughter from the Gentleman's Corner.
I suppose you the gentlemen found you and told you they werent laughing?
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