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"God, send me anywhere, only go with me. Lay any burden on me, only sustain me. And sever any tie in my heart except the tie that binds my heart to Yours."
--David Livingstone
"To see no being, not God’s or any, but you also go thither,
To see no possession but you may possess it—enjoying all without labor or purchase—
abstracting the feast, yet not abstracting one particle of it;…."
--Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass, Song of the Open Road
I know that these are supposed to be jokes, but the problem is that they are all too true (with the possible exception of the television graph). I went to a CC and depending on where you tried to park it could be exactly that way, and I have checked both my phone and watch at least twice (sometimes more) because I was not looking when I checked it the first time.
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I am an Apostolic Pentecostal. Apostolic in teaching, and Pentecostal in experience.
I know that these are supposed to be jokes, but the problem is that they are all too true (with the possible exception of the television graph). I went to a CC and depending on where you tried to park it could be exactly that way, and I have checked both my phone and watch at least twice (sometimes more) because I was not looking when I checked it the first time.
LOL. That's exactly why I like these. They are so true and they reveal how similar all of our little quirks are.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Houston.
Either the United States will destroy ignorance, or ignorance will destroy the United States. – W.E.B. DuBois
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