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Old 08-15-2008, 03:13 PM
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I wanna go. Does she believe in polygamy? LOL!!
I almost spit my coffee on the computer screen.
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I almost spit my coffee on the computer screen.
LOL - - me too except I almost swallowed a cinnamon pie crust strip!
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im making coffee so I can drink with my nudist buddy.
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im making coffee so I can drink with my nudist buddy.
Don't spill it.
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Don't spill it.
...and it all goes downhill from there...


idioTs! I tell you.
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Michelle wood b sew disaponted in this tred.
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Michelle wood b sew disaponted in this tred.


I love it.
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hahah , dont attend and tell her you thought it was a nudist event.
Ahh that reminds me of something that happened to a close relative of mine.

He received a call from his boss to go skirt a doublewide out on a dude ranch. He got the directions and proceeded to drive out to the dude ranch. When he was nearly there he saw a naked man sitting on a fence watching a naked man driving a tractor. He thought how strange, and kept driving.

Finally, he found the address and was skirting the home when the couple that lived there drove up in their very nice car. Got out and asked him if he would like something cold to drink. He accepted and in a few minutes they came out without a stitch on handing him a cold drink.

Turns out the caller had said "nude" ranch and NOT "dude" ranch.

We really kidded him a lot on that one.
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Jerk. i just spilled my coffee. I blame you!
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Ahh that reminds me of something that happened to a close relative of mine.

He received a call from his boss to go skirt a doublewide out on a dude ranch. He got the directions and proceeded to drive out to the dude ranch. When he was nearly there he saw a naked man sitting on a fence watching a naked man driving a tractor. He thought how strange, and kept driving.

Finally, he found the address and was skirting the home when the couple that lived there drove up in their very nice car. Got out and asked him if he would like something cold to drink. He accepted and in a few minutes they came out without a stitch on handing him a cold drink.

Turns out the caller had said "nude" ranch and NOT "dude" ranch.

We really kidded him a lot on that one.

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