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11-12-2007, 12:34 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Flower Mound, Tx
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Originally Posted by Praxeas
According to the Ultra Con dictionary a Charismatic has NO rules or guidlines, so do as you please.
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Well, I want to follow Jesus. Can I be a good charismatic and follow him?
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11-12-2007, 12:35 PM
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It's not easy being me.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Bloomington, Indiana
Posts: 979
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Originally Posted by deltaguitar
Well, I want to follow Jesus. Can I be a good charismatic and follow him?
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It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a Charismatic to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked, drink some Windex.
It will keep you from streaking.
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11-12-2007, 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by chseeads
And you should learn that hip new song, "I'm A Charismatic".....
I'm a Charismatic,
I am not ashamed,
We read the Book of Acts,
But some of those things have changed,
We worship in the Spirit,
The truth, not so much always,
We are Charismatic, in every way!
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What is the tune to this song?
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11-12-2007, 12:36 PM
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It's not easy being me.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Bloomington, Indiana
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deltaguitar
What is the tune to this song?
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Nate Haney's "I'm A Pentecostal."
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If you sometimes get the sudden urge to run around naked, drink some Windex.
It will keep you from streaking.
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11-12-2007, 12:36 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chseeads
It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a Charismatic to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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Oh my, I didn't know this. What should I do? Run back to my old church and beg for forgiveness?
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11-12-2007, 12:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by chseeads
Nate Haney's "I'm A Pentecostal."
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11-12-2007, 12:40 PM
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Strange in a Strange Land...
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: The Island
Posts: 5,512
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Originally Posted by deltaguitar
Thanks you guys. It is amazing the love and support that I am finding out in the "Christian World".
What do I have to do to be a part of your organization? What are the financial commitments as I only own one pair of shorts?
On your affirmation statement do you guys ask how often I wear shorts or could I be accepted if I only wear them every once in a while, like on vacation or when I am only around other charismatics.
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All you have to do is provide a picture of you wearing a pair of shorts, the facial hair thing is ok too, but for work purposes you will have an excuse. Also you must go to the movies at least once a year. Simple. Welcome to the fellowship!
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"If we don't learn to live together we're gonna die alone"
Jack Shephard.
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11-12-2007, 12:42 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: H-Town, Texas
Posts: 18,009
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Originally Posted by JTULLOCK
All you have to do is provide a picture of you wearing a pair of shorts, the facial hair thing is ok too, but for work purposes you will have an excuse. Also you must go to the movies at least once a year. Simple. Welcome to the fellowship!
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This may qualify at least 1/2 of the UPCI constituency.
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11-12-2007, 12:43 PM
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Create Your Own Rainbows!
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Adamsville, TN
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Originally Posted by deltaguitar
You wouldn't believe the rumors that we hear about ourselves.
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I would. Everything that can be told has been about our church. Some ignorant, some funny, some just absolutely ridiculous.
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I hate to see you frown. So wear a bag over your head until you cheer up!
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11-12-2007, 12:45 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JTULLOCK
All you have to do is provide a picture of you wearing a pair of shorts, the facial hair thing is ok too, but for work purposes you will have an excuse. Also you must go to the movies at least once a year. Simple. Welcome to the fellowship!
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Does IMAX count? I haven't been to the movies in years. I do have Netflix though and I am a guitar player so that should count for something.
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