A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and meows.
The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead, too."
The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much he owes. The vet answers, "$350."
"$350 to tell me my dog is dead?!" exclaims the man.
"Well," the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial diagnosis. The additional $300 was for the cat scan."
Don't forget the punch line. It's on the final exam this May when you go for you RN license.
Please pray for me tomorrow as I will be going to the hospital to have some tests done. I had some at my doctor's office today but he wants me to have a cat scan. I am kind of nervous as I have not had a test like this before.
Please pray for me tomorrow as I will be going to the hospital to have some tests done. I had some at my doctor's office today but he wants me to have a cat scan. I am kind of nervous as I have not had a test like this before.
Hi Sis, even though I just got off the phone with you I wanted to post here that BB and I will be praying for you tonight and while we are away. I will also call you tomorrow while waiting for our flight. Be sure to take your cell with you. Also remember your mom's faith in our Lord Jesus that I was telling you of over the phone. God is still the same TODAY! Wish I could be there with you.
Please pray for me tomorrow as I will be going to the hospital to have some tests done. I had some at my doctor's office today but he wants me to have a cat scan. I am kind of nervous as I have not had a test like this before.
cneasttx, I've already prayed for you this morning & I'm believing that all will be well! I'll be waiting to hear what you found out today.
Well had to reschedule my appt. til Friday afternoon......small town hospital but at least I don't have to drive to Tyler..... Thanks for the prayers and I am believing for my healing.
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
Well had to reschedule my appt. til Friday afternoon......small town hospital but at least I don't have to drive to Tyler..... Thanks for the prayers and I am believing for my healing.
awww I am sorry I know how frustrating it can be to have to wait for tests.... Oh well that will give us more time to pray Cuz Lord knows we could all use the practice .... still prayin!
Cuz Lord knows we could all use the practice .... still prayin!
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