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01-12-2008, 06:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Michael Phelps
I have a fire pit behind my garage. Last spring, I was burning some brush and leaves, a very controlled fire. I looked around, and there was my CHristmas tree, I thought, "Good time to burn this!"
NOt realizing how combustible the tree was, I threw it right on the pit. Well, a fireball erupted, and melted all the vinyl siding on the back of my garage!!!!
My neighbor came out and was ooohing and aaaahing, on his way to town, I was quite embarassed, to say the least!
Anyway, my son and I found some extra siding in the garage, and had to replace all of the siding on the back of the garage!
THe neighbor came home a few hours later, and had to look twice, but we had fortunately fixed my mistake.
I learned my lesson about CHristmas trees!
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LOL!!! What an IDIOT!!
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01-12-2008, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
Herein lieth the mystry of the "hailstorm" "So, I get my rubber mallet...
Just thump the ice a couple times..."
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OMG HYSTERICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :too funny
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01-12-2008, 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
OK, This is the place to share something stupid you have done.
This is a chance to laugh at yourself a bit - AND - allow others to join in!
ME FIRST
Well... we had this ice storm about a month ago... major ice!
The stuff was about 1/2" thick! All my cars are parked outside in the drive, and I was trying to figure the best method for removing the ice...
So, I get my rubber mallet...
Just thump the ice a couple times and it pops right off! I really got into it. In about 30 minutes I had cleared three vehicles.
So..... about a week later I started noticing what appeared to be hail damage on the minivan...
Closer inspection shows the hailstorm got ALL THREE VEHICLES!!
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I've heard that if you take dry ice on a hot day, or you can use a hair dryer and dry ice, you can take those places out. There's also some kind of spray that I've read about but can't remember the name right now.
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01-12-2008, 07:22 PM
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the ultracon
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Originally Posted by Rev
I've heard that if you take dry ice on a hot day, or you can use a hair dryer and dry ice, you can take those places out. There's also some kind of spray that I've read about but can't remember the name right now.
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Old wives tale my friend...but you , bybelieving it, can use it to earn your place on the village idiot's board.
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01-12-2008, 07:29 PM
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"It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity." Dave Barry 2005
I am a firm believer in the Old Paths
Articles on such subjects as "The New Birth," will be accepted, whether they teach that the new birth takes place before baptism in water and Spirit, or that the new birth consists of baptism of water and Spirit. - THE PENTECOSTAL HERALD Dec. 1945
"It is doubtful if any Trinitarian Pentecostals have ever professed to believe in three gods, and Oneness Pentecostals should not claim that they do." - Daniel Segraves
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01-12-2008, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Stephen Hoover
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Sorry I tried to be helpful I promise I won't be guilty of that again! I just heard that not long ago on the radio!
Now you brothers go play!
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01-12-2008, 07:41 PM
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Does riding a skateboard in your kitchen while you're 8 months pregnant count as idiotic?
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He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
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01-12-2008, 07:46 PM
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Originally Posted by cneasttx
Does riding a skateboard in your kitchen while you're 8 months pregnant count as idiotic?
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Oooo the person who did that might have to take a couple grade school classes...........................
to come up to level of an idiot
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01-12-2008, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by freeatlast
Oooo the person who did that might have to take a couple grade school classes...........................
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OOOOO BURRRNNNNNN!!!!!!! 
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01-12-2008, 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by freeatlast
Oooo the person who did that might have to take a couple grade school classes...........................
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Whew........then I am glad I never did that........
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If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land.
2 Chronicles 7:14 KJV
He hath shewed thee, O man, what is good; and what doth the LORD require of thee, but to do justly, and to love mercy, and to walk humbly with thy God? Micah 6:8 KJV
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, when he shall appear, we shall be like him; for we shall see him as he is. 1 John 3:2 KJV
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