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Old 12-30-2007, 08:07 PM
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My butt fell asleep during Sunday school today. I wonder if this should be in Thad's tab??

The problem with my butt falling asleep was, I was the one preaching and now I have to deal with a butt that will be up all night.

Can someone help me?

It is clearly apparent that your butt was extremely bored with your message!
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Old 12-30-2007, 08:33 PM
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It is clearly apparent that your butt was extremely bored with your message!
yep. But don't tell the people they were running the pews, jumping over bridges, slapping each other with fishes, serving the cheese, cracker, and wine communion supper, screaming at their children, coughing up Phlegm, you know just the usual.


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Must be Bertha!!!
Bertha Butts?
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Tooo funny !!!!!!!!!!!

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Would be interesting to learn which end of the posterior made the most noise and attracted the most attention. The title to the thread is "Breaking News," speaking of "breaking....

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Bertha Butts?
The one and only! Is there another?
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