Best Quotes From AFF

[rgcraig]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

...it just keeps gettin' better!

and easier for you since the quotes are being made right here in this thread - lol!

[noeticknight]

Originally Posted by rgcraig

and easier for you since the quotes are being made right here in this thread - lol!

[rgcraig]

"Faith never questioned is faith never really owned." - notofworks

[Pressing-On]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

*pause* (Side note)

Of course! Hey, anybody's game right? Some of these quotes made me ponder, some are just downright hilarious, but they are all equally brilliant in their own right. In fact, some are so funny, I still have a little coffee in my nose from this morning. This thread has been medicine for me. I can still go back and enjoy it all over again. My coworkers have been wondering why I suddenly burst out with laughter for no apparent reason. It's "mission accomplished" as long as everyone is getting their daily smile.

I think that's why I come here. I always find something that makes me laugh out loud.

AFF also reminds me of politics - something said can make you mad as a hornet, but then something else will make you laugh. You just can't seem to stop looking!!! LOL!

Anyways, if someone has a beef with your quote, well, just let me know who I need to kill.

Aww, that is so kind!

I've never had anyone PM me and rail on me about anything that I've said.

The only person that has ever insulted me - on purpose - and probably laughed was this quote after something I commented on:

That's pretty stereotypical! - Micheal Phelps

Lord! I wanted to pull his hair!

We shouldn't read too much into these, 'cuz last time I got pinched, it still hurt. If Brother Epley only knew what he was missing...I suppose some folk don't understand that the middle "F" in AFF is the most important ingredient!

Ahem...carry on.

Right - totally agree!

[ILG]

Originally Posted by noeticknight

“[I]This sounds horribly dumb. But in the last few months, I have had recurring dreams that I have a fish tank and keep forgetting to feed the fish! LOL! I don't have a fish tank!

Wow, am I that boring? Oh well, the next quote had a little more flavor.

I am enjoying this thread. It's like retrominute. Waking up the memories.

[MusicMaster]

I found these in an old thread I've been reading.

Originally Posted by williv14

True holiness is not about the right dress code, but about having the right heart.

All I could say to this post was AMEN!

Originally Posted by Tim Rutledge

For the most part aff is not for me.... I really hate contention.

I found the one by Tim Rutledge to be especially funny, because it seemed that a lot of his posts were just to stir up contention.

[noeticknight]

“…the internet has done far more damage to the ultra-con agenda than television!” -Mr. Steinway-

“The overweight people are more accepted at our church than the more liberal churches where people show a lot of skin…I also notice on the wedding pages (at the peak of youth and vigor), many have become victums of carb attacks.” -coadie-

“To claim to be more spiritual and knowing than those chosen to write scripture is ignorance...” -Steve Epley-

[Jon Alfaro]

Originally Posted by Edward Anglin

A line oustide of Christian truth is nothing more than human reasoning.

I really liked this.

[noeticknight]

And most recently for me...

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-AFF-

[Pressing-On]

Iron cannot be sharpened unless it is worn down. What happens is each serves their purpose. And iron can only sharpen iron when they are moving in opposite directions. - Digging4Truth

Right. And don't forget the sparks that fly. - pelathais