Laughter, Like A Good Medicine

[Falla39]

A pilot landed a plane with a rather bumpy landing. As part of his job
he was required to stand by the terminal door and say goodbye to the
passengers as they exited the airplane. He was afraid that someone
might say something about his rather less than perfect landing, but
everyone left without saying a word except for one passenger, an
elderly lady, she slowly approached the pilot after most passengers
had exited the plane and asked, "Did we land? Or were we shot down?"




A cannibal entered the meat market to buy something nice for dinner.
The owner greeted him and told him to look around. The cannibal began
to inspect the meat case and noticed the market specialized in brain.

Upon further inspection he noticed a marked disparity between the
costs of brain meats. A carpenter's brain sells for $1.50 per pound. A
plumber's brain sells for $2.25 per pound. He noticed with alarm that
a politician's brain sells for $375.00 a pound. With not a little
curiosity he asked the owner why the huge difference in price between
the similar meats.

The owner responded with a deadpan look on his face, "Do you realize
how many politicians it takes to get a pound of brains?"

[Sam]

Thanks, Sis. Falla