A Prophecy For Nov 4 2008

[Ron]

I humbly offer my prophecy for the Presidential Election on Tuesday Nov 4 2008

"The candidate who gets the most electoral college votes will be the next President of the US!"

You can hold me to that.

[Tyk]

I prophesi that creators will break open and demons will poor out shortly after the winner is announced.

Coke will be renamed to Charlie.
Money will rain from the sky.
Money will become worthless.
We will all get computer chips placed in a left foot as a mark of the beast prototype, "do no accept this".
Chickens will now set themselves on fire and attempt to fly to the nearest eatery.
Anyone with native American ancestry will suddenly start dancing.
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This is all I have been shown so far.