
08-01-2008, 06:12 PM
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uncharismatic conservative maverick
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Indiana
Posts: 5,356
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Re: Barack Obama vs. Miley Cyrus
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Originally Posted by trfrance
"everyone is so concerned now where all of the candidates are born. Mccain was born on a military base in panama. Hillary was born outside chicago, and if you believe the media, barack obama was born in a manger." --jay leno
"well, congratulations to barack obama, the big winner of the democratic caucus. Stunning victory. He got 57% of the youth vote, 35% of the female vote, and 100% of iowa's black vote, a guy named larry." --jay leno
[font=verdana]"the state department announced today the most dangerous place in the world is no longer the mideast, it is now between reverend jeremiah wright and a microphone." --jay leno [/font]
"presidential candidate barack obama was endorsed by former senator tom daschle of south dakota. Daschle is the first major democrat to endorse obama, and the first person in south dakota to see a black man." --conan o'brien
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reporter (to barack obama): At the academy awards, jon stewart made fun of the fact that your last name, obama, sounds like osama, the name of the most hated man on the planet. What is your reaction?
Barack obama: Besides the unfortunate name similarity, osama bin-laden and i have nothing in common. One of us is a confident man with devoted supporters and a clear vision for the future, and the other is about to be elected president.
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lolol!!!!!    Can I use this as a sig line?
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