Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Orders from Headquarters!

Dear Friends and fellow co-laborers. I am happy to report that I am here on a Mission in Orlando, Florida with Bishop Jakes and the PHIPA (Potters House International Pastors Alliance) Retreat and I have spotted several BIG TIME PASTORS with long shorts on. Pray for me as I approach them about being a part of our network that is the fastest growing in the world! We are at a Disney Resort and MANY SHORTS WEARERS are HERE!

I welcome all the new members and we ask that you get to work recruiting others that would like to be a part of the GREATEST MOVEMENT IN THE WORLD! My how we are growing - we are in the process of writing our own manual so that we can use it in every pulpit across America and around the world. We plan on publishing a directory with PICTURES so there will be no doubt as to who really believes in shorts and facial hair and who don't! It will distinguish the men from the boys!

Well............. Bishop Jakes is calling so I have to go - but I hope to post more news soon. Remember to wear your shorts! Don't let anybody discourage you - even all you Yankees - you still have time left to wear them a few more weeks and take in a "professional" ball game or two. Winter is coming so throw those razors aways and GROW THAT FACIAL HAIR!
AtlantaBishop (AB) is the ARCHBISHOP, Chief Apostle, Prolific Prophet & International OVERSEER of "Shorts For Our Savior Pentecostal Alliance" a United Global Christian Fellowship.
SFOSPA

Great words from a great man! God Bless AB!!!!!

[StillStanding]

I have a problem! I can do the shorts thing, but my wife will not let me grow facial hair! Should I show her who's boss???????

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

I have a problem! I can do the shorts thing, but my wife will not let me grow facial hair! Should I show her who's boss???????

Grow what you can - but you must remember NOT to send her to the Juanita Bynum Beat and Scratch your husband till he goes bananas Conference.
SHOW HER WHO'S DA BOSS MAN!

[MrsMcD]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

I have a problem! I can do the shorts thing, but my wife will not let me grow facial hair! Should I show her who's boss???????

Only if you are going to hand her a mirror to look in.

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Grow what you can - but you must remember NOT to send her to the Juanita Bynum Beat and Scratch your husband till he goes bananas Conference.
SHOW HER WHO'S DA BOSS MAN!

Yes, BISHOP! I will throw away any mail that comes from the prophetess, and do this if her name comes up in conversation:

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by MrsMcD

Only if you are going to hand her a mirror to look in.

Now THAT is a great comeback!

[Sandra]

Goodness, Have you found that youth pastor yet????

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by Sandra

Goodness, Have you found that youth pastor yet????

Yes he did, but I can not move to ATL. Too bad, huh?

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by MrsMcD

Only if you are going to hand her a mirror to look in.

That is beautiful!!!

The truth is CC1 told that Pianoman does where the pants in his family, but only the ones Mrs. Pianoman tell him to wear, or in the case of our "Fastest Growing Movement in the World" it is the pair of shorts she tells him to wear.

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Yes he did, but I can not move to ATL. Too bad, huh?

More like - WILL NOT! Hey Co-Bishop - By Executive Order - Please change your signature to "a United Global Christian Fellowship"

You know we believe in that word UNITED and we have to add it to everything so they will not get up mixed up with that Divided Global bunch!
Hereby Decreed and Done and don't you forget it!
Amen - World Without End
Atlanta Bishop