Needed - A Progressive Apostolic Youth Pastor

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

Any Body Know Of A Young Man That Wants To Do A Work For God And Minister To Young People??????????????

Bishop, do not forget you must at least every week preach on the salvific stance on shorts. Like our counter parts that preach hard line conservatives we must take the other side, "Shorts Save!"

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

Bishop, do not forget you must at least every week preach on the salvific stance on shorts. Like our counter parts that preach hard line conservatives we must take the other side, "Shorts Save!"

I am starting a "Daughter Work" on the other side of town that is the First Church of the Last Chance - Shorts For Jesus Charismatic Confusion Center!
You can't even get in the door without having on shorts and those that try to come in with those polyester black pants and long sleeve white shirts - WE BLAST EM! We do our BEST TO RUN THEM TROUBLE MAKERS OFF - Who do they think they are coming in our Shorts Fellowship and looking like they are some kinda Signboard for Wal-Mart wear???????????? I am SICK of them walking around all hot and sweaty - I will NOT fellowship with that high and mighty attitude - it is just disruptive. If anymore come to us like that - we will just have to set them straight and let them know - ITS SHORTS THAT SAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jack Shephard]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I am starting a "Daughter Work" on the other side of town that is the First Church of the Last Chance - Shorts For Jesus Charismatic Confusion Center!
You can't even get in the door without having on shorts and those that try to come in with those polyester black pants and long sleeve white shirts - WE BLAST EM! We do our BEST TO RUN THEM TROUBLE MAKERS OFF - Who do they think they are coming in our Shorts Fellowship and looking like they are some kinda Signboard for Wal-Mart wear???????????? I am SICK of them walking around all hot and sweaty - I will NOT fellowship with that high and mighty attitude - it is just disruptive. If anymore come to us like that - we will just have to set them straight and let them know - ITS SHORTS THAT SAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PREACH ON PREACHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by JTULLOCK

PREACH ON PREACHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am writing and theme song for us that goes to the tune of "Everybody ought to know:.

Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
To Sunday School!

WHEW! I felt such inspiration when writing that - I know our movement will be (in the words of Jack Cunningham) THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you - I am about to run out to Old Navy NOW and get me another pair of SHORTS!

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I am writing and theme song for us that goes to the tune of "Everybody ought to know:.

Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
To Sunday School!

WHEW! I felt such inspiration when writing that - I know our movement will be (in the words of Jack Cunningham) THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you - I am about to run out to Old Navy NOW and get me another pair of SHORTS!

Here's a button for you!

[ThePastorsCoach]

Originally Posted by Pianoman

Here's a button for you!

OH THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really felt something right there!!!!!!!!!! WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!

Could we get about a hundred milllion of them as we are (in the words of Jack Cunningham) "THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We want to pass them out in Tampa at the General Conference as we know millions there will want to come into our movement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NLYP]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I am writing and theme song for us that goes to the tune of "Everybody ought to know:.

Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
To Sunday School!

WHEW! I felt such inspiration when writing that - I know our movement will be (in the words of Jack Cunningham) THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you - I am about to run out to Old Navy NOW and get me another pair of SHORTS!

Originally Posted by NLYP

Go ahead and cackle SW Cheerleader like WH! You should send them the picture you posted on the other thread by the Madame's house so they can use it as their logo on their fliers at GC.

They could put a caption under your picture like "Here is a REAL SW Man of God, properly attired and reaching into the pits of darkness and demonic voodoo in an effort to reach the lost!"

[Steve Epley]

Originally Posted by AtlantaBishop

I am writing and theme song for us that goes to the tune of "Everybody ought to know:.

Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
Everybody should wear Shorts
To Sunday School!

WHEW! I felt such inspiration when writing that - I know our movement will be (in the words of Jack Cunningham) THE FASTEST GROWING MOVEMENT IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tell you - I am about to run out to Old Navy NOW and get me another pair of SHORTS!

For you folks who do not know AB him in shorts is in conflict with "Keep America Beautiful."

Originally Posted by Steve Epley

For you folks who do not know AB him in shorts is in conflict with "Keep America Beautiful."

Are you saying LadyBird Johnson would roll over in her grave if she saw him??

A fellow could have bad dreams thinking about that image! WHEEEWWEEE!