Ultra-Con/Super Holier than Thou Pharisee not saved by faith but by works. Hates anyone that is not Ultra Con
Con/Somewhat Holier than Thou Pharisee not saved by faith but by works. Isn't sure whether they hate Ultra Cons or not but they know they hate Liberals
Mod/Fence Sitter not wanting to offend anyone but usually ends up upsetting both sides and is the only true balance of what it really means to be a Christian :-)
Lib/Backslidden sinner that wants to offend all conservatives and get away with it
Ultra-Lib/whiny reprobates that want to sin like the devil but still be called a brother in Christ
Charismatic/Devil Worshipping pagan that believes in three gods
At least if you believe the hype. I don't, but sometimes you guys are fun to watch make long eared horse like animals that go hee haw hee haw, out of yourselves
WH is right on this. A true ultra con does not believe in hair spray for men, Christmas, Easter, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Ground Hog's Day, etc, colored shirts on men, bows in women's hair, teased hair and especially PERMS. I know all this for a fact!
:sshhh I'm not an anything-goes-liberal! 
I'm a things-should-be-done-in-moderation moderate. 
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