Flat-Chested Women Are Lesbians - John Hagee

[FlamingZword]

Originally Posted by houston

This is hilarious! I read it in Hagee's preacher voice! Lol.

Anyway. There's a new member of the management team in my branch office. I don't know if she's flat or if she wears a compression garment. Her hair is butch, and she wears dress shirts that could pass for men's shirts. The image she wants to portray is that she is a man. She even goes by a neutral derivative of her very feminine name, you would think she is a man.

I was told that there's also a new gay supervisor. He wears glitter. But, I'm not allowed to grow a beard.

How and where does he wear glitter?

[Jito463]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

How and where does he wear glitter?

Don't ask, don't tell.

[Aquila]

Look, I don't mean to be crude, but I was in the Army for 8 years and I'm just going to shoot straight here. I've seen my share of lesbians. And trust me, I've seen plenty who are not flat chested. lol

[n david]

Originally Posted by Aquila

Look, I don't mean to be crude, but I was in the Army for 8 years and I'm just going to shoot straight here. I've seen my share of lesbians. And trust me, I've seen plenty who are not flat chested. lol

No one is claiming otherwise, Aquila. You posted fake news. This never happened. I highly doubt there is anyone who actually believes that flat chested women, and only flat chested women, are lesbian.

[Jito463]

Originally Posted by n david

No one is claiming otherwise, Aquila. You posted fake news. This never happened. I highly doubt there is anyone who actually believes that flat chested women, and only flat chested women, are lesbian.

Nope, just the ugly ones who can't get a man.

[houston]

Originally Posted by FlamingZword

How and where does he wear glitter?

Not exactly sure. He works a different shift than I do. I said, "Good thing he doesn't work my shift. He shows up like that and I'm gone laugh at him."