Are you a true Texan?

[easygo]

True Texan

Never uses blinkers.

Only cooks Corn bread in Iron Skillet

Bacon grease is precious, and added to bean, greens and other stuff.

Eats BBQ coon even if not a holiday.

Only eats greasy sausage that's so greasy that when you poke it with a fork it squirts you in the Eye.

Knows the definition of bodacious .

Owns a belt buckle larger than his hubcaps.

Never passes Gas, just sits by Dogs that Do.

[A239]

I'm from Missouri and all those apply to me. Well, other than the parts that include meat. I'm a vegetarian. Lol