I Need Funny Stories About Children in Church

[StillStanding]

Thanks Esther!

[Esther]

Originally Posted by StillStanding

Thanks Esther!

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[Sweet Pea]

There was the old hymn that reference "toil and care". My cousin would sing it: "toilet care".


Also - for those in the UPC many years ago, there was a "Sheaves For Christ" theme song. Another young cousin (about 5) would sing it: "Cheese for Christ! Cheese for Christ!"

I knew of another youngster about 4 or 5 that would sing Carmen's song "His Name is Yahweh" as:

"His name is John Wayne
The Lord is one
His name is John Wayne
Alpha & Omega
Beginning & The End
The Word who reigns forever
John Wayne, Redeemer, Friend

[Esther]

Friend posted on FB recently.

Pastor preached on I go to prepare Many mansions...

Son...Mom why doesn't He prepare regular size mansions instead of mini mansions?

[StillStanding]

Originally Posted by Esther

Friend posted on FB recently.

Pastor preached on I go to prepare Many mansions...

Son...Mom why doesn't He prepare regular size mansions instead of mini mansions?

[Margies3]

This is not a song - but one day in the local Methodist Church, they were serving communion in the morning worship service. They had the elements set out on the altar rail at the front of the sanctuary. On this particular day, the pastor requested that the Jr. Church kids (age 5-8) be brought in for communion as well. The kids were lined up around the communion rail waiting to be told what to do when one of the little ones spoke up and said, "Wow, it's our lucky day! 3 snacks. One in Sunday School, one in Jr. Church and now this."

[Abiding Now]

During prayer request, a kid in Mississippi raised his hand and gave his request.

"Please pray for the ladies in my Dad's magazine, they are so poor they have no clothes".

[RandyWayne]

Originally Posted by Abiding Now

During prayer request, a kid in Mississippi raised his hand and gave his request.

"Please pray for the ladies in my Dad's magazine, they are so poor they have no clothes".