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Originally Posted by trialedbyfire
BUMPITY BUMP BUMP BUMP!!!!
I'm going to keep bumping this until I get an answer from the prophet DM as to why this storm hasn't destroyed Tampa yet and why it looks like it's going for the northern gulf?? 
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Since God is a Republican, He veered the storm away from Tampa to spare His people. And, He pointed it at New Orleans because they are sinners there--- lots of LGBT's, drinkin', carousin', dopin', jazz music, and other bad stuff like that.
(well, maybe everyone but Fats Domino. I think God likes him and his music style.)