God's Wheel

[bbyrd009]

God says to me with kind of a smile,
"Hey how would you like to be God awhile
And steer the world?"
"Ok," says I, "I'll give it a try.
Where do I set?
How much do I get?
What time is lunch?
When can I quit?
"Gimme back that wheel," says God.
"I don't think you're quite ready yet."
Shel Silverstein

[bbyrd009]

Almost Perfect

"Almost perfect...but not quite."
Those were the words of Mary Hume
At her seventh birthday party.
Looking 'round the ribboned room
"This tablecloth is pink not white--
Almost perfect...but not quite."

"Almost perfect...but not quite."
Those were the words of grown-up Mary
Talking about her handsome beau,
The one she wasn't gonna marry.
"Squeezes me a bit too tight--
Almost perfect...but not quite."

"Almost perfect...but not quite."
Those were the words of ol' Miss Hume
Teaching in the seventh grade,
Grading papers in the gloom
Late at night up in her room.
"They never cross their t's just right--
"Almost perfect...but not quite."

Ninety-eight the day she died
Complainin' 'bout the spotless floor.
People shook their heads and sighed,
"Guess that she'll like Heaven more."
Up went her soul on feathered wings,
Out the door, up out of sight.
Another voice from Heaven came--
"Almost perfect...but not quite."
SSilverstein